22 5 / 2013
OH MY GOD THIS IS NEVER NOT GOING TO BE FUCKING HILARIOUS CAN THIS BE CANON PLEASE
No matter how much you might want it, there is no one who wants it more than I do.
(Source: metalocalypseheadcanons, via cloudchaser2000)
22 5 / 2013
That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.
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22 5 / 2013
"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
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“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
That’s it. That’s it right there.
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On a slightly more lighthearted note, this reminds me of Louis CK’s bit on dating: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umc7BFEhWz0
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22 5 / 2013
Being told that you *must* have a boyfriend because the thought of you being single is “utterly ridiculous” by intrusive boys who have only just met you and started asking all manner of personal questions (when did you last have sex, are you a sexual person, how many people etc) that you are obviously trying to sidestep and not answer are the reason I am single. I’m not a prude, it’s just none of your fucking business.
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22 5 / 2013
CFO sexual frustrationI swear I heard all the fan girls squeal.
(Source: cloudchaser2000)
22 5 / 2013
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Son
(°ʖ°) Yeah Pop
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) swag
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(✿ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) honey are you trying to scare our son again
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22 5 / 2013
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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22 5 / 2013
Girls and guys!! Don’t let anyone try to shame you into presenting yourself in a way that doesn’t make you feel 100% confident and good about yourself. Rock your body and your aesthetic and let others rock theirs.
(via styleisstyle)